Scullyisms Poll Results

Here are the results, from least votes to most, of my very unscientific Scullyisms poll in early 2002.
Thank you to all who voted and/or sent in suggestions!


14: Then I can't wait 'til you fall off and land on your ass.
13: Her name is Bambi?
12: I had the strength of your beliefs.
11: This is no place for an entomologist.
10: Save your own ass, sir. You'll save your head along with it.
9: Even if I knew for certain, I wouldn't change a day.
8: Anyway... I was drugged.
7: Smart is sexy.
6: Well, maybe if it rains sleeping bags, you'll get lucky.
5: 'Baby' me and you'll be peeing through a catheter.
4: Hoo boy.
3: Don't think! Just pick up that phone and make it happen!
2: Sure... fine... whatever.
1: Please explain to me the scientific nature of 'the whammy'.





Here is a sampling of suggestions I received (in no particular order):

"I only get five?"
"I don't have time for your convenient ignorance."
"I'd kiss you if you weren't so damn ugly."
"I want you to do me a favor. It's not negotiable. Either you do it or I kill you."
"Because the F.B.I. has nothing to hide."
"If there's a point, Mulder, please feel free to come to it."
"Quit starin' at me; I'm fine."
"I just put money in the Magic Fingers!"
"Mulder, are you sure it wasn't a girly scream?"
"Did he have a light saber?"
"Mulder, it's me."
"He said I said WHAT?"
"Yeah, and if your sister is your aunt and your mother marries your uncle, you're your own grandpa."
"I have, I did, it's done."
"Shut up, Mulder. I'm playing baseball."
"Nothing happens in contradiction to nature, only in contradiction to what we know of it."



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